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Advertisements Taken from National Newspapers

These are actual ads that appeared in newspapers nationwide.

  1. 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.
  2. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family
  3. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
  4. Dinner Special--Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.24; Children $2.00.
  5. For Sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
  6. Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
  7. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
  8. Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
  9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand
  10. For Sale--Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
  11. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
  12. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
  13. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
  14. Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in lovely pool while you drink it all in.
  15. Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
  16. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
  17. Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
  18. Stock up and save. Limit: one.
  19. For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
  20. Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.
  21. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
  22. UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
  23. Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
  24. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
  25. 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
  26. Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
  27. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
  28. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
  29. Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
  30. And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
  31. We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.