Strange, Interesting, & Funny Things that Students Have to Say

Over the years I've managed to collect a few interesting statements that students have written in their papers for me to grade. These mistakes are usually caused by a student's lack of proof reading their papers, or, spell check substitution.

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If you are a teacher and would like to submit an interesting tidbit or two, e-mail me.

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• Kids are sensitive to spicy food because their tongues are a lot closer together.
• What was being tried was that the women were licked in a cell with only a bathrobe and a chamber pot.
• I have a lot more respect for the death and blind once I placed myself in their situation.
• Paul Ekman a psychologist professor has been studding liars for nearly 30 years.
• For example, would I feel comfortable with a surgeon who operated on me using trial and error? Of course.
• Boys tend to excel at tasks controlled by the tight side of the brain.
• In the study researchers breaded two strains of mice.
• Psychology research is very important, there can be so many twits, turns, beginnings, and endings to a person's psyche...
• An example of how genetic research is done is the Gnome project, by locating, sequencing and analyzing gene strands...
• The gerome project was very interesting to me.
• Or the law could make genetic analization illegal for insurance agencies...
• Students use flesh cards to help them memorize vacabularies...
• As impressive as Kanzi's responses are, he and other chimpanzees have not grammatically structured sentences...
• Even regular activity with sounds levels 100 decibels or higher can induce harm to our gentle earlobes.
• The key step is when one analizes the story and identifies the symbolism within the story...
• One can prevent cancer by not sneaking.
• The latest dog that I had was puddle mixed with some other breed of dog.
• I had a very weird dream a few nights ago that I was having a baby and had to have a seasection done.
• Like when you get your heard broken because someone died.
• It would be like the blond leading the blind into oblivion.
• One type of glia, the star shaped glia called atrocities, wrap around the pre synaptic terminals of the axon.
• In many Asian and Native American cultured, eye contact is a sigh of aggression and disrespect.
• Not suprisingly, the media plays a big part in pressure to have a slime body.
• Glia cells perform many functions, all of which are not known. [Student goes on to explain what they do.]
• Prior to the knowledge I acquired writing this essay, I was greatly intrigued to learn how the world looked through the mind of a person who was blind or death.
• Smell is the one scene that I could live without.
• Giving up the sense of smell would make memories never come back.
• ...the sense of smell is not that important when it comes to being human, considering we all stand upright.
• I absolutely love the colon that my boyfriend wears...
• Of course, there is people who have weird fetuses.
• One day a college and a intimate friend of Freud visited the patient, Irma.
• ECT puts a person into a comma.
• Men and woman's brains have been distingush by the following act.  They believed that the frantal lobe was responsible for the intelligence.  In which case men's was bigger but, they found out that the parental loves were bigger.  They then said that parental loves of a women where smaller.
• I could have a hypothesis that it would be impossible for the bullet that killed Kennedy to have come from the book suppository building because of the angle of the bullet wound.
• The only reason to cut this structure is to possibly sto ceasers from occurring.
• Because of computers the scientists have decoded the gnome project.
• There are so many things in our lives that we take for granite.
• As I realized the bike was not under the tree I ran to the couch and just sat there with the sadists face you can have.
• Don't my family have a funny seance of hummer.
• While others find their soul mate, marry, have an atomic family in a house with the white picket fence.
• On the polygraph: "Is it true that some people are much better lairs than others?  If so, would the good lairs have a better chance of passing the test than a bad liar?"
• Where do dreams come from and why do we dream about curtain things?
• Are drams really meaningless or do the hole a hidden secret?
• It is hard to put a figure on what exactly change is.
• Airline Stuart
• In fact, we are looking at a down word slop as a society.
• If a child is gifted in arts or creativity that can help the parents to put the child's attention in that field, so their talent does not go to waist.
• If a person can find out their IQ score, then if they are interested in that field they can peruse it.  These testiest are good for the U.S. Military.
• They can miss the filling of being in a classroom with the same age kids...
• These tests are also unfair to dose people who speak a different kind of English.
• ...a 1979 court ruling declared that the tests were racially biased and resulted in disproportionately high numbers of black being placed in calluses for the educable mentally retarded.
• It is not fair for black pole and for people who may come from disadvantaged background or different cutlers.
• We subject are family members to an ignoramus amount of radiation to kill cancer cells within their body.
• Drug if being given responsively can get ride of the habit of smoking Tabasco.
• The underlying premise was that science education would put the country economically and militarily back on track, and cure the woos of the nation.
• Yes, I believe in ESP because it has happened to me on many occasions.   I'll have a weird feeling or I'll get a vibe that tells me something bad or good is going to happen.  The feeling I get is probably caused by my sensation glands.
• If you look at some of these magizense they have pictures of modles that are so sking with the smallest waste.
• It is a well known fact that drug attics often resort to crime...
• Parapsychologists think the disbelief comes from the unwillingness to believe.
• Animals are tortured and breaded to give the researchers bias results.
• On hyponosis ...  For all I know half of the people are just going with the flu just so that they are giving a show.
• Those senses that I could never live without would be talking, seeing, hearing, and feeling.
• When we smell a curtain ordor it can arose us, remind us of a curtain place, or just plain disgust us.
• During the prenatal stage, the zygote becomes part of the woman's support system.
• However, I found it very useful because I can't cramp many chapters before the tests.
• ... I would want to know if something tasted rattan.
• When in the other hand they got into a dipper problem where instead of feeling better they now feel even worst.
• Many psychoanalysts still follow him faithfully, probing drams to understand unhappiness.
• We have our eyes to see, our ears to hear, out nose to smell, our moth to taste, and our sense to touch.
• I agree sometimes I just want someone to listen and not help. That's where it can be hard for guys. They want to fix everything right away and don't realize that sometimes all us women want is someone to lend us a hear.
• Women have larger evoked potentials to old factory stimuli than men.
• My surroundings definitely play a big part on weather or not I'm acting more famine or masculine at that moment.
• Children at the preconventional level view things in "black" and "white," or as "write" and "wrong."
• I could not find an article pacifically talking about morning-after pills and the way they work.
• Some bacteria’s that come in improperly canned fruits and vestibules can prevent the release of ACh, resulting in paralysis and sometimes rapid death.
• Prenatal sex differentiation is the process in which a child learns and comes to understand the differences in sex.
• Louisiana was the first among all 51 states to enact the covenant marriage legislation.
• Marriage provides more health benifits to men than women as marriage tends to be less healthy than married men.
• I myself have a photogenic memory.
• Because all of the animals are bread to be tested they must have certain facilities just to take care of them.
• Not everything is black and/or white but most of life is defiantly covered in grey matter.
• Electrocumpusive therapy is a treatment for servere mental illness in which brief application of electric stimulus is used to produce a generalized seizure.
• My kindergarten teacher was concerned, and reported to my mother that I should be tested for attention defecate hyperactive disorder.
• I wanted to know if you had a book that I could borrow until tomorrow just so I can stupid extra hard for the test and I will bring the book right back before the test in the morning?
• My Sister and Bother-In-law seem to be extremely happy people despite all the hardships they have gone through with raising four smart beautiful kids.

Last update: November 23, 2009

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